My dad will go down a slide and yell 'wooo!' at 55 years old.
My dad will teach you things. Yes, you.
My dad will line up chairs in the living room and pretend he's driving a bus.
My dad will dress up for a road trip.
My dad will make sure you aren't hungry.
My dad will always be there to lend a hand.
Or play 'Poppa's Hat'.
Or build a snowman.
Or play 'Got your nose!'
Or teach you how to burn ants with a magnifying glass.
Or pretend to like your awesome presents
In fact, he'll pretty much do anything for anyone at any time.
But he won't let you call him 'dad'. Happy Father's Day, Poppa!
